Submission -- Haters

This is pretty damn delightful. From James!

There is so much going on in this bad parking it "blew my mind, man"!

In the first picture, someone is parked in the middle of two parking spaces.  Not just "over the line", but almost exactly in the middle of both spaces.  How one gets out of the car and not go, "shit, I can't park.  Let me try again".  Is beyond me.  Then, a truck parks behind the first stupid person.  How they can't see how badly the first person park and then park with the back end of their truck just waiting to get hit makes me just want to hit the truck with my Jeep.

But the part that pushed me over the edge, was the sticker on the first car, "I love Haters".  I don't care what people think of me either, but to park so wrong and not care that everyone knows you are stupid and shouldn't have a drivers licence sent me straight to the bar.

If hating bad parking is wrong, I don't want to be right!

 

Oh, Iowa. You, too?

A submission from Shawna:

"Found one for ya in Des Moines, IA....guess they park like douche canoes, too!!!" 

Christ, and it's not like those spaces aren't enormous. But noooooo. You've gotta park in two spots -- crookedly, I might add -- because you're an idiot. At least the lot doesn't seem to be crowded? 


Thanks, Shawna! 

A lack of snow won't stop them.

The people at work just can't stop parking poorly, snow or not. Take this Rock Star, parking his or her Ford ... Fusion or Focus, I can't remember, in two spots:

I'm not sure how long it went on, but a day or two after I noticed the jerkwad above, I saw this:

Too bad, sucker. Now your fancy Ford could get a door ding. Or you'll not feel like a baller or whatever the fuck it was that made you do something so dumb.