Okay, so it's the mall I frequent most often (despite working across the street from the Mall of America ... I only go there if I must or if the planets align for a quick trip when it likely won't be busy). That's probably the reason for my seeing jerk parkers there so often.
Last weekend, I saw this car:
How do you not realize you've parked half a car length out into the driving lane? You see the car next to you. You must see where you are when you exit the car and walk to the mall. I mean how can anyone be that oblivious?
If your depth perception is that bad, I'm guessing you shouldn't be driving. Yet, here you are, fucking shit up for the rest of us.
I really need to get those stickers made.