That didn't take long.

The morning after I created the blog, I got my first entry. Hooray?

I took this photo on my way from the parking ramp into the office where I work in Bloomington. I considered taking a photo of the smokers standing within inches of the sign that says "Smoking prohibited within 25 feet of building entrances," but "This isn't the smoking section, assholes," is another blog entirely.

How do you like my sweet artwork, blacking out the license plate number? I'm talented, yo!

This is a perfect example of people apparently thinking that since the lines indicating that is not a parking spot aren't fully visible, they have every right to park in front of (and quite frankly on top of) the sidewalk where the rest of us have to walk to get into our offices.

Congratulations, black Pathfinder driver. You are the first entry in That's not a parking spot, asshole. You suck.

It's winter in Minneapolis, and that means people are parking like assholes.

Or, parking like assholes slightly more than they usually do on any given day. It's like these inconsiderate jerk drivers think that since there's some snow on the ground and parking lines aren't perfectly clear, they can park where they want, other people and traffic flow be damned.

I hope this can be a place for you to submit pictures of people parking like assholes, to get some tiny manner of revenge and relief from the stress they cause you.