Savers.

A second submission from James:

I. LOVE. SAVERS!

 

But there are somethings they cut back on to save you money.  I would never recommend using the bathroom. EVER!  They seem to only have signs for handicap parking.  They don't have symbols painted on the ground.  So, I understand your confusion.  One would think that if the second and third spots are handicap parking, so would the very first spot.  I rush to get into the store too, so I see why you don't care you drove down the wrong way of the parking lot and parked straight in a diagonal spot.

 

Anyway, we all know if you get into an accident in a private parking lot everyone is at fault.  That's why I never stop at the stop signs.  DAMN THE MAN!