My office complex is a goldmine of parking douchecanoes.

When I first mentioned the idea for this blog, I nearly said, "Between work and the gym, I've got three posts a day." I probably meant to exaggerate a bit, but it's turning out to be almost true. The gym has been okay this week, but as soon as we get some snow, I bet that will change.

Work, though, has proved to be exactly what I figured it would be. I left late today, but still managed to catch this asshat, parking in a non-parking spot. What do you think those extra white lines mean?

As it turns out, this winner at life was back in his or her spot again today, but when I left work it was a whopping 0 degrees with a windchill in the neighborhood of -something. It's -19 right now. So, I didn't want to take my mitten off and roll down my window. But it's supposed to warm up later this week, so I'm sure I'll catch him or her again.

A two-for-one, how delightful.

I'm sure you're as shocked as I am that I'd find more people parking like assholes at work. I came home from the office and have been working since, so I'm really not up to much commentary, aside from "These people suck big, hairy donkey balls."

Douche No. 1, parking in a spot he or she made up. It's actually in the driving lane, because, people certainly don't need space to maneuver their cars with all that snow, or anything. Dick.

Douche No. 2, parking in the same spot as a previous offender.

It's our first submission!

This submission comes from our friend Darrell (I'm really enjoying using the royal we, for some reason). His story: 


I took the picture November 2009 in the parking lot across the street from the MOA (Mall of America) parking ramp, it was really busy that day so parking was a nightmare (Black friday maybe) I was walking towards the mall and saw this D-bag taking 2 spots in the front row so his Mustang didn't get dinged. Everybody walking past his car had to do a double take when they saw that!


And here's your asshole:

Nice work, jackass. And thanks for the contribution, Darrell! 

This is the douche that drove me to starting this blog.

At least, I'm pretty sure this is the douche. I'd say at least once a week I see this jackass parking in the same spot, but sometimes on the third floor of the ramp as opposed to the second. 

This spot doesn't have nearly as much snow over it as the previous entry does. So, there is even less of an excuse. But there is no excuse for even the previous dickface.

Sorry for the blurry pictures. I was heading to my car to head home and I was kind of in a hurry.