This submission comes from our friend Darrell (I'm really enjoying using the royal we, for some reason). His story:
I took the picture November 2009 in the parking lot across the street from the MOA (Mall of America) parking ramp, it was really busy that day so parking was a nightmare (Black friday maybe) I was walking towards the mall and saw this D-bag taking 2 spots in the front row so his Mustang didn't get dinged. Everybody walking past his car had to do a double take when they saw that!
And here's your asshole:
Nice work, jackass. And thanks for the contribution, Darrell!